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My
dogs live here, they're here to stay.
you don't like pets, be on your way.
they share my home, my food, my space
this is their home, this is their place.
You will find dog hair on the floor,
they will alert you're at the door.
they may request a little pat,
a simple 'no' will settle that.
It gripes me when I hear you say
'just how is it you live this way?
they smell, they shed, they're in the way..'
WHO ASKED YOU? is all I can say..
They love me more than anyone,
my voice is like the rising sun,
they merely have to hear me say
'C'mon , time to go and play'
then tails wag and faces grin,
they bounce and hop and make a din.
They never say 'no time for you',
they're always there, to GO and DO.
and if I'm sad? They're by my side
and if I'm mad? they circle wide
and if I laugh, they laugh with me
they understand, they always see.
so once again, I say to you
come visit me, but know this too..
My dogs live here, they're here to stay.
you don't like pets, be on your way.
they share my home, my food, my space
this is their home, this is their place..
------------ Author Unknown
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The
reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue.
-Anonymous |
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If
there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went.
-Will Rogers |
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There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams |
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A
dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings |
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The
average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney |
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We
give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man
has ever made.
-M. Acklam |
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If
I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber |
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My
dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein |
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Ever
consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork,
half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler |
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If a dog was the
teacher you would learn stuff like:
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Take
time to smell the flowers
Lucky |
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When
loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Mish
Mish & Delaney |
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Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow
the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be
pure ecstasy.
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When it's in your best interest, practice obedience
Shayna |
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Sing
Whenever You Get a Chance!
Calamity
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Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Luna
& Kia |
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Take naps.
Stryder
& Athena
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Run, romp, and play daily.
Mick,
Gidget & Sydney
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Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Sharon
& Patron |
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Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
Tobie
& Gucci |
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On
warm days, stop to lie on your back
Kiba |
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When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
Boscoe
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No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt
thing and
pout...run right back and make friends.
Jasper |
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Be Loyal Never pretend to be something you're not.
Apollo
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nicely with other
Winston,
Calvin & Maddie |
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When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and
nuzzle them gently.
Kim
with Mate & Marley |
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swim with a buddy
Ilene
& Peanut |
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Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Shona,
Peanut & Dutchess |
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If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
Max |
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for Smiles |
Hey Gimme my
Ball Back! |
Camp
Ilene, how may I help you?? |
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Now
this is my idea of a Walk! |
Give
me a Kiss
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What
did you say? |
Prayer
Time |
Ah,
did you say No Dogs?? |
Mom's
Driving too Fast Again |
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Dishwasher
Dog |
Customs
Dogs |
Hide N
Seek |
Buddies |
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Yeah,
Sure |
Framed |
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I'll
quit when I'm ready |
Best
Friends Forever |
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Opposites
Attract |
Where's
My Harley, I'm ready |
Back
Seat Driver |
These
morning walks are killing me! |
The
devil made me do it, really! |
A true Lap Dog!
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Sleeping
in again! |
Did
you say get the ball, yeah right |
Is it
Morning Already? |
Just
Hangin out |
Best
Friends |
Out
Cold |
Nice
doggee, goooooood boy! |
Did
you say Dogs Can't Fly? |
I was
cold, thank you! |
I said
Hush! |
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Smile,
it's Candid Camera! |
Give
me a Hug! |
Hope
its a soft landing! |
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you thought only labs could do this??? |
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Just
Looking for the dog food....really... |
No
really, I drive the boat! |
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Isn't
that My door??
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How
many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
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Mia
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Golden
Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
out bulb?
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Beam
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Border
Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.
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Annie
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Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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Harley
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Rottweiller:
Make me.
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Spike
Jr. & Syrus
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Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
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Abby
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Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can
I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
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Mish
Mish
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German
Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.
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Turbo
& Riley
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Jack
Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.
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Finnegan
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Wheaton
Terrier: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
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Cosmo
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Cocker
Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
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Pickle
& Petals
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Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light
bulb."
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Indy
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Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
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Jessie
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Australian
Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
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Now
this is how us doggy folk feel!! When
I am old...
I
will wear soft gray sweatshirts...
and a bandana over my silver hair.....
and I will spend my social security checks on wine and my dogs.
I
will sit in my house on my well-worn chair and listen to my dogs'
breathing.
I
will sneak out in the middle of a warm summer night
and take my dogs for a run, if my old bones will allow...
When people come to call,
I will smile and nod as I show them my dogs...
and talk of them and about them...
....the ones so beloved of the past
and the ones so beloved of today....
I will still work hard cleaning after them, mopping
and feeding them and whispering their names in a
soft loving way.
I will wear the gleaming sweat on my throat, like a
jewel and I will be an embarrassment to all...
especially my family...
who have not yet found the peace
in being free to have dogs as your best friends....
These friends who always wait, at any hour, for your footfall...
and eagerly jump to their feet out of a sound sleep, to
greet you as if you are a God.
With warm eyes full of adoring love and hope that you
will always stay,
I'll hug their big strong necks...
I'll kiss their dear sweet heads...
and whisper in their very special company....
I look in the Mirror...
and see I am getting old....
this is the kind of person I am...
and have always been.
Loving dogs is easy,
they are part of me.
Please accept me for who I am.
My dogs
appreciate my presence in their lives...
they love my presence in their lives......
When I am old this will be important to me...
you will understand when you are old....
if you have dogs to love too.
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